Today was a shaving day. It's nothing weird. It's just that I have to shave my head every few days or it becomes very obvious how limited my options are. Anyway, shaving day means that my head will burn for the rest of the day and that I won't be able to wear a hat until tomorrow at the earliest. There's no stubble to hold my hat in place. Tomorrow evening I'll have just the right amount of stubble and you won't be able to get the hat off of my head. It's like some kind of super space-Velcro.
Yesterday would have been a perfect shaving day. It was in the forties. Today it's in the twenties. So now my head is burning and freezing all ot once and I'm starting to get dizzy.
If I had to choose between being bald, short, or fat I'd pick being short. Luckily for me, God is a generous Creator and I am blessed with all three.
Casual Friday
You get to dress like this when you run your own business.
About Me
- some things are weird
- I am a thirty-one year old husband of one and father of two, almost three. I get bored and often say and do things without thinking. I occasionally dance naked in the moonlight, much to the chagrin of my neighbors, who have put up a privacy fence.
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